Random Losers and the Douchebag of the Week #3

Complete strangers from all over the world waste their time sending me messages. I sure as hell know I wouldn’t say any of the things these men say. I wonder if they really think I am going to write back with enthusiasm? We already know they are not all there mentally. All of the red lights are flashing. They say warning don’t ever respond. You can see what happens when I was bored and responded to one message. Thanks everyone for all of the funny feedback on the Douchebag of the week Blog posts.

• Tom Dapper

hi

• 4:26 AM
• Me hi
  
• Tom Dapper cool
  
• Tom Dapper u looking so sweet
  
• 4:30 AM
• Tom Dapper sweet looking
  
• 4:31 AM
• Me thanks
  
• Tom Dapper ur welcome
  
• Tom Dapper can we chat on yahoo messenger
  
• 4:36 AM
• Me no i am going to bed in few min
  
• Me send me a message here with your contact info for another time
  
• Tom Dapper ok
  
• Me where are you from?
  
• 4:39 AM
• Tom Dapper Im Tom Dapper from south africa i work in bank as auditor
  
• Tom Dapper u?
  
• Me don't bother sending me your info
  
• Me good by
  
• ERIC hi
  
• What's on your mind?

Andrea Drakovich

• 
  September 2
  Andrea Drakovich
  
  • helloo
• 
  Tuesday
  Monique
  
  • Hello?
• 
  Tuesday
  Andrea Drakovich
  
  • how are you?
    
  • where are you from
    
  • can you add me please
• 
  Yesterday
  Monique
  
  • Who are you and why do you want me to add you?
• 
  Yesterday
  Andrea Drakovich
  
  • i want to be friends with you
   Milos Mesi Slavkovic

• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • ARE YOU HEAR BABY
• 
  September 5
  Monique
  
  • Hi who are you and why are you calling me baby?
• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • I AM THE Milos from Serbia, and many are beautiful and sexy
    
  • you
    
  • are you hear baby
    
  • baby
    
  • baby
    
  • are you hear baby
  

• September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • i want see you
    
  • please
    
  • you sooo hottt baby
• 
  September 5
  Monique
  
  • You live very far from the USA. I am sure you can meet someone closer to home, don't you think?
• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • nooo baby
    
  • i live in Las vegas
    
  • I'm in love Las Vegas, I was just in Serbia but in las vegas work
    
  • i want see you in camera
    
  • please
    
  • baby
    
  • tell me
   Milos Mesi Slavkovic

• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • ARE YOU HEAR BABY
  

• September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • I AM THE Milos from Serbia, and many are beautiful and sexy
    
  • you
    
  • are you hear baby
    
  • baby
    
  • baby
    
  • are you hear baby
  
  

• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • i want see you
    
  • please
    
  • you sooo hottt baby
  

• September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • nooo baby
    
  • i live in Las vegas
    
  • I'm in love Las Vegas, I was just in Serbia but in las vegas work
    
  • i want see you in camera
    
  • please
    
  • baby
    
  • tell me
• 
  September 5
  Monique
  
  • Tell you what?
• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • are you hear
• 
  September 5
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • baby are you hear
• 
  September 6
  Monique
  
  • Why are you trying to contact me so badly? What do you want from me?
• 
  September 6
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • are you hear
• 
  September 7
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • are you hear baby
• 
  September 7
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • baby are you hear
• 
  September 8
  Milos Mesi Slavkovic
  
  • baby
    
  • baby are you hear
   

Rattikarn Noraheem

• I love you bigledy wow:-)

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Athletic

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Single

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Straight

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just a normal guy lookin for hot girls, and workin a porn actor. i'm also freakishly tall. :P hit me up!

• Jesse Jenkins
  
  • hey was up
• 
  9 minutes ago
  Monique
  
  • Hello.
• 
  8 minutes ago
  Jesse Jenkins
  
  • what is u number i text u
• 
  8 minutes ago
  Monique
  
  • I don't give my number to strangers. Who are you?
• 
  7 minutes ago
  Jesse Jenkins
  
  • my name is jesse
• 
  6 minutes ago
  Monique
  
  • Tell me something I don't know.
• 
  6 minutes ago
  Jesse Jenkins
  
  • what u want know about me
• 
  
• 
  6 minutes ago
  Monique
  
  • Why are you asking for my number?
  

• 7 minutes ago
  Jesse Jenkins
  
  • i am sorry
• 
  7 minutes ago
  Monique
  
  • LOL you aren't answering any of my questions
    
  • what are you sorry for?
    
  • I see you have communication issues already...lol I will pass on the texting.
  

Sunday
Manni Chandel

1. hi dear like to b in ur frd list

Tsh SixEighty i like big girl
Saturday at 9:27am ·

• Conversation started Monday
• 
  10:05pm
  Delove Telfer
  
• Monique you sexy woman with good features, good wholesome figure having right noticeable curves at the right places , and has a beautiful smile that is the most sexy thing in a woman. In short YOU!

1:16am
Md Hossain

• hi dear................................?

• 
  3:28am
  Allen Simon
  
  
  Hi xxx ;) I have a big gear for you Biggirl baby :) it's all yours honey :)
  Thanks
  
• 
  3:47am
  Allen Simon
  
  
  Honey am so proud to be your friend I love to hug n kiss Biggirls ;)
  
• November 7
• 
  10:21pm  
  Allen Simon
  
  
  Wanna buy biggirl Gear baby xxx ;)
  
  

11:14am
Adebola Adele

• Hi sugar cake,  i luv ur look.am in luv wit u

October 8, 2012
Kamar Mahdy

• helo hony how r u ? u r so sweet and pretty and i want to be a friend i will wait u r add i will be glad for that hzve a nice time my dear

November 7, 2012
Allen Simon

• Nice

November 12, 2012
Kelvinam Hood

• Hi, nice to meet u please i love u so much & i will make u my queen, please call me +2348036029532 & my email. Kelvinamacha@ymail.com, thanks i'm waiting to hear from u.

November 13, 2012
Brave Lupo

• Hello
  you are cute and lovely,,,and for the respect in facebook friend ..
  ill ask you to have your permission to add me to your facebook
  to be your friend ......kisses Lupo

November 21, 2012
Osito Faraon

• hello princess

December 5, 2012
Promise Aku Ukarenuze

• my name is promise aku i Lives in BENIN REPUBLIC.i need a good for me to Marrie as you are and MY Spirit body and soul is in love with u, i will forever love and cherish u as a diamond stone found in

• hi
  
• issac issac watching "behind the scene in porn moives"
  
• issac issac lol
  
• issac issac on wolftube
  
• issac issac :-D
  
• 3:50 AM
• issac issac are u watchint it too?
  
• 3:54 AM

• issac issac lol lol lol
  
• issac issac go on lolliying it Monkey Monique
  
• • 3:54 AM
  • issac issac faboulous picts
    
  • issac issac are u in the gallery too
    
  • 4:22 AM
  • issac issac has disconnected and can't receive instant messages.

issac issac

• Male
• colombo
• Sri Lanka

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  Other

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  Single

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sporty guy